*edit* This poem was written in approx. 8 minutes. It is in no way reflective of my writing ability.Also, my feelings towards the mentally handicapped.It is an abcb, efgf, hiji, ect style poem. Very Dr.Suess and meant to be simplistic and funny.So, calm down.
Every early morning,as the sun began to show,
Id look out my kitchen window,and peer down to the street below.
As if by some form of clockwork,.this man would always appear,
In hiked up running shorts,muttering words only he could hear.
His body was always twitching,a stupid smile adorned his face,
He was gearing up for his run,practicing for the Special Olympics race.
At first it was quite endearing,being his secret spying friend,
Til one day that tard fucked up,and I plotted out his end.
I had just left my apartment,exchanging smiles as we passed,
When all of a sudden I tripped,and fell directly on my ass.
Well the tard was not quite sympathetic,his laughter gave it away,
So I plotted in my head, his running would end today.
I got into my car,and buckled myself into the seat,
Then followed the fucking retard,as he was jogging down the street.
I made sure there was no one watching,no cars were anywhere in sight.
Then I reved up my engine,and ran him over at the light.
I guess he learned his lesson,
its not his place to point and laugh,
Cause God only made retards,
because of a thoughtless gaffe."
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