I have a bit of a bone to pick with strangers.
When I'm out, atleast 10 strangers mention my tattoos.I don't mind when it's a simple, "awesome tatts" or such... but here are the things that make me want to punch a baby.
1.) DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME. Just because I have alot of tattoos does not give you the permission, as a stranger, to grab my arm and twist it around trying to see all my tattoos. If you want to see them, ask, and I'LL SHOW YOU. I hate people I don't know touching me. My tattoos are art. Treat me like a museum. You dont fucking touch paintings in a museum right? Then don't touch me. I will not react well.
2.) YES IT FUCKING HURT. All of them. Stupidest question ever. Try sitting for 4 hours having multiple needles jabbing into your irritated skin hundreds of times a minute.
3.) Who cares who my artist is. As far as I'm concerned, if you don't have any...and you are 30.. you prolly really don't give a shit. Plus, he lives in another state and trying to explain that takes up too much of my time.4.)Am I getting more? Uh. Duh?
5.)I WILL NOT DATE A GUY WHO MENTIONS MY TATTOOS WITHIN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF MEETING ME. Uh yeah dude. Bet it took you forever to come up with that icebreaker.
6.) Don't show me your shitty tattoo of a panther and pretend we're part of some cool "we have tattoos" club. Plenty of people have them. Just don't be offended if I laugh at your tribal band bullshit.
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