Thursday, September 4, 2008

How does it feel to be punched by a man..

Not good really.

A few weeks ago my friends in I am The Avalance were in town. After the show, Tiffany, Brandon(IATA), and I jumped into the convertible and started on our way to a friends house. It was around midnight.

Well, somewhere along the way in Cleveland Heights Tiffany got cut off by some mini van. Road rage insues and Tiffany cuts the guy off and honks at him. The van then cuts us off and we stop at a stop light. Out jump about 5 or so black dudes (i'm not being racist people... it's just fact) and they start their way to our car which currently has the top down. Well we'd all been drinking.

I apparently went into "i'm invincible and i'm going to curse at you because I'm not afraid of you mode" and a few seconds later I'm being punched in the temple by a man. Let me tell you, he knew how to punch and was not going easy on me. Everytime he hit me I saw white. I got punched around nine times. How I didn't pass out, I don't know. Tiffany and Brandon got hit too. Well, me being "invincible" again I leaned back and the guy missed my head but punched my collarbone. At the same time, I FUCKING PUNCHED HIM IN THE HEAD. Then Tiffany drove off.

It was scary. I'm not lying. They could have just shot us. We are lucky to be alive. My head was pretty messed up for a few days but the best part was my hand. I guess I punched him so hard my knuckes and fingers were swollen and bruised. Hells yes.

Moral of the story. Road Rage is STUPID. Oh, and don't drive with top down near the Grog Shop.

In other news, I finally got sentenced for my DUI.As most of you know.. I blew a .227 (yes almost 3 times the limit which makes it a SUPER DUI), lost my car, and haven't had a license. I'm fucking lucky. I should have had 6 days in jail, my license gone for another year, and basically just be screwed.I had a really good lawyer, presented myself well in court, and the fact I'm so young prolly helped. Apparently the judge was also concerned on how high my BAC was.Anyways, I got time served.. so I get my license back in 2 MONTHS.. which means it was only gone for 6 months, 24 hours community service, 1 year probation, 4 MADD meetings, and like 500 dollars in fines.NOT BAD AT ALL. I deserve it all and driving drunk was the stupidest thing I could have done. I'm lucky I didn't harm myself or anyone else.So I'll be back on the road a few months before my birthday.

Fuck Yes

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